To explain, tonight Joe, Matt and I decided to brave the hammam of Morocco. The public bath-house. We knew which one we wanted to go to, but, not knowing exactly where it was, wanted to take a cab there. After vainly trying to flag one down for the three of us for about half and hour, we decided to split up and share taxis with others in an effort to get there at some point. So, Joe and Matt get in the first cab I hail, and I wait for a second to take. This takes a few more minutes of me looking like a crazy white man in the street, which I suppose is exactly what I was, but that's beside the point. Eventually, I get to the bath-house, which is somewhat in the middle of nowhere in the suburbs of Tangier, with Matt and Joe nowhere in sight. I walk inside, which is clearly not a very foreigner-visited locale, where the attendant starts talking to me. Now, I knew that this question would either get me the precise information I wanted, or make him think I was insane depending on the answer. "Have you seen my friends?" Naturally, he had not, so, I was stuck trying to explain that I was looking for two white people who resemble myself. No such luck. After waiting outside for them for another few minutes, I give up and decide to wait inside. The building was clean, but shabby, and smelt slightly of the gallons of sweat that must be released there everyday. Hammams are gendered, so inside there was a group of Moroccan men in bathing suits looking quizzically at me. I must have obviously been failing at whatever one is supposed to do in the lobby of a hammam, because pretty quickly I was in possession of a cabinet of advisors and amused onlookers trying to explain to me where to put my shoes and how to fill a bucket properly. I needed all the help too. Behind the first room of the hammam, there was a large, metal door, behind which one enters a series of humid, scalding halls with low, rounded, tiled ceilings that connect to each other until in the final, hottest room one wall holds a fountain of the boiling water. At this point, I was starting to consider the implications of going through my hammam experience alone, before going back into the main room just to see if Matt and Joe were somehow there. They came ten minutes or so after I had gotten there. We entered the steam rooms.
Before going to the hammam, we had run to the market quickly to buy the necessary supplies: soap and scrubbers. The scrubbers are little, rough glove-like cloths, but the soap is another thing entirely. It is sold in spice stalls, and comes in a huge, plastic bin. It is dark amber-brown, and smells strongly of musk. If I didn't know better, I would assume it was whale-fat. These were the key ingredients to the hammam ablution.
So in we go, soap and scrubbers in hand, as I fill my bucket with the spout indicated by one of my bemused onlookers. The water is scaldingly hot, and the room like a bikram yoga room, but hotter, wetter, and with a more pungent odor. The general idea of the hammam is that using the soap, water, and scrubber, you slowly remove all of your skin in an OCD-esque fashion, often with a group of friends assisting each other in rubbing off each others' epidermis. When in Rome...
Back in the compound now, while still slightly dizzy (drinking lots of water, I promise), I am feel pretty great. Enough so to possible even brave another cab ride before I go back stateside.